Real Talk About the Tree Genie XXL Deluxe

I finally picked up a tree genie xxl deluxe this year after a decade of fighting with those flimsy plastic stands that require you to lay on your stomach for forty minutes. If you've ever spent your Black Friday afternoon shouting at your spouse because the tree is tilting three degrees to the left, you know exactly what I'm talking about. We've all been there, covered in pine needles and sap, trying to tighten those four individual screws while someone else holds the top of the tree, usually with very little success. ...

May 16, 2026 · 7 min · Beier Hirshfield